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Literary UPICK || Prologue - Chapter 6
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348 Re: Literary UPICK || Prologue - Chapter 6 Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:24 pm
Cure
OKAY I AM FINALLY HOME AND AM NOW GOING TO GO GET FOOD (finally) AND SMOOCH A CUTE BOY (probably). PLZ PM ME ANY QUESTIONS/ACTIONS or send me questions on skype and I will get to them in a bit!*
*If you have a bizarre question that I need to consult with the furhosr to give a definitive answer, you might need to wait a little longer. the meowsr is resting. <3
end hosr posr
*If you have a bizarre question that I need to consult with the furhosr to give a definitive answer, you might need to wait a little longer. the meowsr is resting. <3
end hosr posr
349 Re: Literary UPICK || Prologue - Chapter 6 Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:29 pm
deo
SCRMWEAMJ.US I THOUGHT I MADE LIKE TWO POSTS SO FAR BUT I GUESS??????/ THEY DIDN'T SNED??????????????????????????????????
anyway uh okay i don't think anything that was lost was really relevant other than hopping on the t3t/eleni belief train
anywho, i was also no lynching for last night, especially since no kill happened. i'm kind of... surprised that people were actually rolling me towards the chopping block "just for inactivity" or something but uh... not going to lie if someone's going to be lynched for no reason i'm probably a better choice
yep that's about it brb crying into Lean Cuisine™ and making sure this one sends fml
anyway uh okay i don't think anything that was lost was really relevant other than hopping on the t3t/eleni belief train
anywho, i was also no lynching for last night, especially since no kill happened. i'm kind of... surprised that people were actually rolling me towards the chopping block "just for inactivity" or something but uh... not going to lie if someone's going to be lynched for no reason i'm probably a better choice
yep that's about it brb crying into Lean Cuisine™ and making sure this one sends fml
350 Re: Literary UPICK || Prologue - Chapter 6 Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:37 pm
chinomi
white wings.
two shapes.
different textures.
hues.
silhouettes.
unobtainable. incomprehensible.
i don't think they're words.
konna ikareta sekai no naka de
honto no ai wo
sa. ga. shi. te.
maigo ni natta watashi no hou ga crazy?
tell me
show me
give me love & truth
two shapes.
different textures.
hues.
silhouettes.
unobtainable. incomprehensible.
i don't think they're words.
konna ikareta sekai no naka de
honto no ai wo
sa. ga. shi. te.
maigo ni natta watashi no hou ga crazy?
tell me
show me
give me love & truth
353 Re: Literary UPICK || Prologue - Chapter 6 Wed Feb 24, 2016 8:57 pm
Pan
Thought: rollover text might be saying that nobody has picked a dystopian YA novel for their book. Who kno.
354 Re: Literary UPICK || Prologue - Chapter 6 Wed Feb 24, 2016 9:38 pm
T3tsuya
lulu wrote:do we have anyone here who can translate birdspeak
It's been a few years since I played Hatoful Boyfriend but I think she's saying...
"Up yours.
You're going to just have to guess.
Feed me a dozen live mice."
lulu wrote:can t3t-senpai step on me too... i've been looking for someone to step on me...
For an additional $20 I'll even call you trash and pull your hair.
Satisfaction virtually guaranteed for me.
You can't get service like that anywhere else.
Cure wrote:OKAY I AM FINALLY HOME AND AM NOW GOING TO GO GET FOOD (finally) AND SMOOCH A CUTE BOY (probably).
You better hurry, I'm not going to be available all night.
355 UNDERSTANDING THE NATURE OF THE QUEER TONGUE OF FLYING FEATHERED CREATURES Wed Feb 24, 2016 9:41 pm
Five
UNDERSTANDING THE NATURE OF THE QUEER TONGUE OF FLYING FEATHERED CREATURES
It is common knowledge that modern humans (Homo sapiens sapiens) have the anatomical capacity to make more complex communicative sounds than any other creature in the kingdom Animalia1. What is less common knowledge--and, in fact, considered classified information by at least seven national governments2--and rarely believed, despite being absolute truth3, is that most types of birds including all parrots, most birds of prey, and even several varieties of flightless birds, share a means of auditory communication unintelligible to all humans and more advanced than even the most complex of natural and constructed human languages4. A chart follows of common sounds5 made by various types of birds and their meanings in the six most common human languages, as well as Esperanto6.
1Certain organisms in the kingdom Chromista are confirmed to posses more advanced audio-based communication than any animal; however, such communications are so faint as to barely be detectable by instruments of current technology.
2Mr. Hodgman disclaims responsibility for the consequences of the actions of residents of Burkina Faso, Djibouti, Honduras, Lesotho, North Korea, Saint Kitts and Nevis, and Uzbekistan, should they continue reading beyond this point.
3For more information on the nature of absolute truth, and comparisons to other types of truth including personal truth and mathematical truth, please consult The Truth Table, p. 282.
4This excludes constructed fantastic and alien languages such as Elvish and Klingon, because Tolkien was an asshole, Star Trek is for nerds, and fuck it, those aren't even real languages anyway.
5Unfortunately, the nuances of many such sounds are inexpressible via any text-based medium. Many entries in the table may be ambiguous, and as of this time it is completely impossible to translate text-based communications from any avian source.
6Esperanto translation is provided purely because I have found, to this day, absolutely no use for the ill-chosen classes I took several years ago, and this is my first chance to show off.
356 Re: Literary UPICK || Prologue - Chapter 6 Wed Feb 24, 2016 10:02 pm
Cure
T3tsuya wrote:Cure wrote:OKAY I AM FINALLY HOME AND AM NOW GOING TO GO GET FOOD (finally) AND SMOOCH A CUTE BOY (probably).
You better hurry, I'm not going to be available all night.
I said a cute boy, thanks.
357 Re: Literary UPICK || Prologue - Chapter 6 Wed Feb 24, 2016 10:30 pm
chinomi
Cure wrote:T3tsuya wrote:Cure wrote:OKAY I AM FINALLY HOME AND AM NOW GOING TO GO GET FOOD (finally) AND SMOOCH A CUTE BOY (probably).
You better hurry, I'm not going to be available all night.
I said a cute boy, thanks.
358 Re: Literary UPICK || Prologue - Chapter 6 Wed Feb 24, 2016 10:49 pm
Ardonye
I WOKE UP IN TIME FOR ROLLOVER BUT THEN I FORGOT TO ACCOUNT FOR THE FACT THAT MY APARTMENT WAS BASICALLY GOING TO HAVE NO INTERNET, ELECTRICITY OR RUNNING WATER FOR MOST OF THE DAY
I am at my dad's place and I now have cats thinking my laptop is their bed. AND one of the cats was yodeling and when I went upstairs he somehow managed to knock something over that banged the door shut and lock himself in.
I will try to compile a spec post of sorts once I sort the cats out.
I am at my dad's place and I now have cats thinking my laptop is their bed. AND one of the cats was yodeling and when I went upstairs he somehow managed to knock something over that banged the door shut and lock himself in.
I will try to compile a spec post of sorts once I sort the cats out.
359 Re: Literary UPICK || Prologue - Chapter 6 Wed Feb 24, 2016 11:07 pm
T3tsuya
Cure wrote:T3tsuya wrote:Cure wrote:OKAY I AM FINALLY HOME AND AM NOW GOING TO GO GET FOOD (finally) AND SMOOCH A CUTE BOY (probably).
You better hurry, I'm not going to be available all night.
I said a cute boy, thanks.
I wasn't going to insist you call me gorgeous but if you're going to be particular about it I don't mind.
360 Re: Literary UPICK || Prologue - Chapter 6 Wed Feb 24, 2016 11:10 pm
Cure
T3tsuya wrote:Cure wrote:T3tsuya wrote:Cure wrote:OKAY I AM FINALLY HOME AND AM NOW GOING TO GO GET FOOD (finally) AND SMOOCH A CUTE BOY (probably).
You better hurry, I'm not going to be available all night.
I said a cute boy, thanks.
I wasn't going to insist you call me gorgeous but if you're going to be particular about it I don't mind.
I CAN MODKILL YOU.
Oh my god chi I lost it
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