Prototype Trials #Ex0039R16-CWLu17-0A1 [Mafia Wins]

Luxaria wrote:
- - you are the painfully unadventurous experimenter

JAVE COHNSON, CEO
"I'LL ADMIT, I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THE DAY WHEN ONE OF MY TEST SUBJECTS WOULD WILLINGLY SELECT THE VANILLA ROLE. TRUTHFULLY, I DON'T REALLY RECALL WHY WE EVEN BOTHERED KEEPING IT ALL THESE YEARS. SOME OF THE LAB BOYS INSISTED WE USE THE ROLE AS A CONTROL GROUP, BUT ALL I HEARD WAS “CONTROL” AND “GROUP” AND ORDERED THEM TO MAKE A ROLE THAT COULD ROLE BLOCK SEVERAL PLAYERS AT ONCE. WHICH WORKED FINE, FOR A WHILE, 'TIL IT STARTED OVERLOADING THE MAINFRAME, BUT THAT'S A STORY FOR ANOTHER TIME.

AS FOR THIS BOX, ALL I KNOW IS THAT WE FOUND IT IN THE CHEMISTRY LABS—I MEAN, THE KITCHENS. APPARENTLY SOMEONE THOUGHT VANILLA MEANT THE FLAVOR AND FIGURED IT'D BE BEST IN THERE. AFTER A WHILE IT GOT USED FOR STORAGE AND WHATEVER ELSE, JUDGING BY MY RECORDS. WHEN THE LABS—I MEAN, WHEN THE KITCHENS HAD TO, UH, BE INCINERATED—I MEAN, WHEN THEY BURNED DOWN, WELL, FOR WHATEVER REASON THIS BOX WAS STILL THERE. SO WE TOOK IT AND CHUCKED IT IN THE BACK ROOM AND HAVEN'T LOOKED AT IT SINCE.

ANYWAY, AS FOR WHAT IT DOES, THE ANSWER'S SIMPLE. NOTHING. DOESN'T DO ANYTHING AT ALL. UNLESS YOU LIKE THE FLAVOR OF VANILLA, IN WHICH CASE IT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL GOOD. AND IF YOU DON'T OR ARE ALLERGIC, WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THERE'S NO MEDICAL FACILITIES."


CAROLYNN, ASSISTANT
"You're an ordinary test subject, probably. You can keep the box as well."

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