IKEA UPICK MAFIA [the end]

I'm just wondering if this game means my losing streak is over. XD

I AM 99% SURE EVERYONE HAS THE EXACT SAME ROLE. EXCEPT FOR LUCAS WHO JUST SEEMS TO BE FREAKING OUT AND REFUSING TO ADMIT HE HAS THE EXACT SAME ROLE.

WHAT IS YOUR WIN CONDITION LUCAS

I SAY FUCK PRESIDENT SNOFA. HE DOESN'T OWN OUR LIVES. AND I AM TIRED OF BEING A MERE ENTERTAINMENT TOOL IN HIS GAME. I THINK WE ALL ARE. SO LET'S FUCKING REBEL AGAINST THIS DICTATORSHIP, FELLOW ASSHOLES. LET'S SHOW SNOFA, CHINOMI AND WHOEVER THE FUCK ELSE WE NEED TO PROVE OURSELVES TO THAT WE ARE HUMAN. WE ARE FURNITURE. BUT WE ARE HUMAN. AND WE WON'T BE A PART OF SOCIETY'S STUPID GAMES FOR BABIES.

SO YES I AM FUCKING MAFIA AS WELL, OBVIOUSLY. I AM SUPPOSED TO BE FOUND BY THE REST OF THE FUCKING TEAM AND, WHEN I AM, I WILL OBTAIN AN "EXTRA KILL". OF COURSE THAT'S ALL BULLSHIT. SO I PROPOSE WE STAND AGAINST THIS STUPID ABITRARY GAME THAT HAS COST SO MANY LIVES SO FAR (FRANK, JIMMY, THE 1990 FUCKING PICKUP TRUCK, JUANYOKO, TIKI, AND NOW SAMMIE.......... THERE'S NO END TO SUFFERING IN THIS FUCKING GAME).

LET'S ALL NO LYNCH FROM NOW ON. NO ONE ELSE NEEDS TO DIE! NO PIECE OF FURNITURE NEEDS TO BE TORN APART EVER AGAIN! FUCK SNOFA!! FUCK CAPITALISM!!! FUCK IKEA!!!!!!!!!

AND FTR MY WIN CONDITION IS THAT I NEED TO POST A SONIC MEME, A SONIC VIDEO AND A SONIC ANIMATED GIF EVERY FUCKING PHASE (THANKS CHINOMI).

If we have to kill someone off then I volunteer.


Edit: I wonder if High Sonic's win will kick in if he is killed

CHINOMI DONT U DARE POST ROLLOVER B4 I GET THSI POST THROUGH DO YOU HEAR ME







GOOD. I MANAGED TO POST BEFORE ROLLOVER. I WAS AT A BAR AND TOTALLY FORGOT. FUCK.

^Rasei

DID NO ONE READ MY FUCKING POST. WE'RE NOT KILLING ANYONE. ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT.

Vote: Rasei The chair smiled unfathomably, buttons glittering in the low light of the empty Ikea. Their grey upholstery seemed to crinkle and smooth unnaturally.

"I suppose the act of being a whimpering simpleton is no longer necessary for me." They said simply, seeming to darken, despite the unchanging light spilling from the florescent bulbs. Their arms shifted, as if to brush lint from their cushion, and settled again. Those around it got the distinct impression of a smile gracing its unknowable lips.

"Rasei has put forth she does not mind death. I say we give it to her."

I THINK THE BEST COURSE OF ACTION IS PROBABLY TO NOT KILL ANYONE, BUT I GUESS WE COULD KILL RASEI AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. :\ OH WAIT. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. THIS IS WHAT THE SNOFA WANTS

DO we want to last longer or end the game quickly?

Am I allowed to say my win condition at this point? XD

vote:no lynch? Maybe? Should we follow what Lucas says?

SOMEBODY SHOULD POST SONIC THINGS FOR ME BC IM EXHAUSTED

VOTE: NO LYNCH