I found the door!

Hey everyone, I'm here to fulfill this murderfest's goth quota! Thank you, Kiyo, for bringing me aboard, I can hear the future lamentations already.

Never actually done this before online, so go easy on the newbie. I answer to pretty much anything even slightly related to the letters in my username, so go nuts. Or just call out the Burton Striped-idiot. I'll probably meerkat up at that too.

I'm currently a full-time illustrator with a penchant for madcap fantasy and horror, often together. I'm an aficionado on anything coffee-related, am intolerably in love with SPAAAAACE, and as you can probably guess, like my fiction to be either pants-wetting or side-splitting.

Or in space.

Space.

You're wonderful, thank you for joining.

Hello and thank you for joining!

Meerkat up is the cutest description, a-awww.... But, got it, Jaiser! Nice to have you around!

Coffee can be quite good, and interesting madcap adventures quite pleasant to read indeed.