IKEA UPICK MAFIA [the end]

There's apparently supposed to be someone looking for me, but I have no clue what for and I can only presume they have yet to find me. I figured it for a win condition, but with all but two achieving it...

Maybe the mafia night kill has a percentage chance of failing and they'd just been incredibly unlucky in targeting, or they targeted the cabinets for some strange reason?

The chair wonders vaguely if everyone in the thread is waiting for a partner, but no one was given the instruction to look for their partner...

Mine clearly states they will be searching for me during night.

The chair nodded a bit, then said "I would like to point out that my pm also says that," then, they heave a long, heavy sigh and stares into the swedish abyss. It seemed all for naught, the hope that their partner would find them in the night.

But any momentary joy brought on is crushed shortly after. the chair should have known.

Edit: The chair perked slightly, "I forgot to mention as well... I cannot search for my partner. I can only wait to be found. I have no abilities until I'm found."

... Same for me.


EDIT: Sammy, is it the same for you?

Yes, it's the same for me.

I need for Cure or High Seraph to say the same thing, for my theory to be correct.

IF WE'RE BEING HONEST HERE. OBVIOUSLY EVERYONE IS EITHER MAFIA, OR NOT MAFIA. EVERYONE HAS BEEN TOLD THEY'RE EITHER SEARCHING FOR SOMEONE OR BEING SEARCHED FOR. ALSO I ALREADY CONFIRMED THAT LIKE TWO PAGES AGO WHEN I WAS STILL A LITTLE BULB LIVING ON TATOOINE.

TBH I'M PRETTY SURE THE WHOLE THING IS A SHAM. I"M PRETTY SURE IKEA HAS JUST GIVEN US A BUNCH OF IKEA LEMONS. AND WHEN IKEA GIVES YOU LEMONS, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. MAKE IKEA TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE? DEMAND TO SEE IKEA'S MANAGER! MAKE IKEA RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE CURE LAMPSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE LAMP WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'M GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

WHAT i"M TRYING TO SAY IS THIS GAME IS A SHAM AND WE SHOULD LYNCH THE HOST. I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S ENOUGH SPACETALK CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG, SOON-TO-BE-LYNCHED,HOST. VOTE: CHINOMI

Are you a lamp?

Rasei wrote:Are you a lamp?

I DUNNO, ARE YOU?

I'm a ladder.

I'm a couch

Edit: I'm sorry I didn't read your bold well enough cure.

I to VOTE: CHINOMI

Soy Juan.

CLARIFICATION:

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